WARNING!



THIS
HOMELY THRILL-RIDE IS
HELD TOGETHER BY DUCT TAPE,
AND HAUNTED TO BOOT.

SURE, SURE, YOU SAY.

A BURLESQUE PRIESTESS WILL GIVE ME THE ONCE-OVER.
A HARD-BOILED SHARP-SUIT WILL LEER.
A CRANKY CALLIOPE WILL GRIND.

CHEAP THRILLS.

YES. AND NO.
THESE THRILLS MAY BE THREADBARE

BUT THEY DON'T COME CHEAP!

LISTEN:
JUST BEFORE THE FERAL FEMME FATALE
SLINKS INTO THE LIGHT,

A ROADHOUSE TEARJERK WILL PLAY,

AND YOU'LL SMILE AS
STUPID VITAL
HEART-RENDING
HOPE AND DESPAIR
BEGIN
TO ROCK YOUR BOAT!!

OH YES.
LET'S

STEP
-> INSIDE <-

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